eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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