I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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