just come out here and I will go home with you...
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
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