Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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