With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
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