had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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