ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
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