I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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