I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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