There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I got inside last night via doggy door
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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