You really coming over, don't trick.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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