Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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