Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
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