Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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