I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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