i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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