THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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