I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
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