That's intense
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I have so many feelings about this burrito
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
I think I just shit out all my problems.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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