It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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