Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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