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he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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