Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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