There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
We had to coat check the pizza.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Every concussion has its silver lining
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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