just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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