he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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