i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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