You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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