can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
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