I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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