I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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