Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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