I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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