Please, let me fuck your mom
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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