8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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