i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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