You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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