Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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