he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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