so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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