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• (708): View more from Illinois

  We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."

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  Let's do it. All homo

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• (408): View more from California

  she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?

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• (310): View more from California

  I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.

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• (870): View more from Arkansas

  Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.

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  That's completely alright, I do it a lot.

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.

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• (239): View more from Florida

  There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.

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