Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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