When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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