True but thats because hes a fetus.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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