theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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