Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
I could have mohawked her pubes.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
He is an equal opportunity slut.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
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