I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
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