My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
