butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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