she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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