Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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