I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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