Dual....:-)
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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