her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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