Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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