he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
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