so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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