Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
someone get that fucking seahorse.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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